I’m in my van driving my kids around all the time, so here are a couple of offbeat and charming things I hear from the backseat…
On our way home from school Benjamin asked Annie, “Would you want to go to machete school?”
Annie said, “What’s a machete?”
“A really big knife that can cut off people’s heads.” Ben emphasized this with a swift karate chop to the neck.
Me under my breath, Umm, what? Machete school or murder school? Duuude.
Ben isn’t an aggressive kid. He’s fairly easygoing, loves Lego and his mom, a homebody. I don’t let him play video games where massacre is involved unless you count exploding Lego bricks in Star War Battles as massacre. No one in our bloodline has a thirst for vengeance. Not on my side anyway. We Mennonites are born pacifists. Ben’s a bit quirky, odd perhaps, but out to kill? A future assassin? No. So I chalked it up to weirdness. He can’t help it. That’s been passed down from both Scott and I.
At dinner he asked his dad if he had a machete. Without missing a beat Scott answered, “No, Ben, I don’t have a machete. Why?”
Ben shrugs. “I dunno.”
I wanted to get to the bottom of it, “Did you need one for something?”
“No. I just think Daddy should have one. They’re cool,” he grinned.
A couple of weeks ago I drove Annie and her friend to their ballet class when I heard Annie ask, “Have you heard of the Great Depression?”
I turned the volume of the radio down. They had just been discussing a ‘talking’ dog on YouTube and I had grown weary.
Her friend said, “What’s a depression?”
Annie: “Where people are really, really poor and they have to sell a lot of apples to get out of it.”
I piped up, “Are you learning about this for Social Studies in school, Annie?”
Annie: “No, I read about it in American Girl.”
Ah. And there you have it.
You can hear my interview for the Angel Campaign with Rick Cluff on the Early Edition at CBC Radio here. Jump to time: 1:50:30 where I talk about my 7 month stay at Vancouver General Hospital and how the staff made my Christmas magical!